So everyone's sending this link around, we're all having a right grinning session, but has anyone given a thought to what it's like for the poor little sod?
As the article suggests, the sex life of the king penguin is pretty vanilla, so imagine how it feels after all that. Now, I know that scientists and wildlife photographers are bound by ethical codes which require them never to intervene, so as not to upset the natural order of things. Normally, fair dos. But fuxake. I'd have been off across the rocks and giving that big bastard what for with the plug end of an extension lead or whatever until he desisted.
No, I'm not going to leave it there. I'm sorry, forty-five minutes, someone's got to step in and sort it out. It's a bit more than a misunderstanding on a bad date. And all the excuses they're making "...frustrated, sexually inexperienced..." "...the incident may have arisen because the seal was "play-mating"." Oh, that's all right then. "It was most certainly a once-off..." Won't happen again, your honour. No, it's wrong.
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Words, from a mostly metrocentric perspective. See Metrocentricity for pictures.
04 May 2008
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