I got there before The Now Show, but could not be arsed: Tiocfaidh Allah!

Following the exhumation of homicidal hasbeens the Real IRA and the Continuity IRA, expect further splintering into absurdly branded factions as they struggle to come to terms with their own irrelevance:

• IRA Plus; IRA Plus HD.
• IRA Lites; IRA Regular; IRA Super; IRA Superplus; IRA SuperAdvance; IRA Apex; IRA Offpeak; IRA Weekend Unlimited.
• IRA Online; IRA Direct; EasyIRA.
• IRA Classic; IRA Unplugged.
• IRA Gold; IRA Gold Top; IRA Skimmed; IRA Semi-skimmed; IRA One-Cal; IRA Sport; IRA Energy; I Can't Believe It's Not IRA; IRA Be Good To Yourself.
• IRA Organic; Free Range IRA; Dolphin-Friendly IRA.
• Southern Fried IRA; Dixie IRA; IRA Shack; IRA Cottage
• Wheat and Gluten Free (may contain traces of nut) IRA; Lemon Zesty Fresh IRA.

Finally all the above varieties will eat each other up in a frenzy of mergers and acquisitions until only three Republican paramilitary entities remain, re-branded by their communications agencies and image consultants as:

"Provisionally Yours",
"We Haven't Gone Away You Know",
and a jumble of punctuation characters that no-one can understand, still less pronounce as a spoken phrase, but is intended to be reminiscent of peat and Semtex.